I awoke to find myself in Iraq...

Well, not really, but my morning started off with a phone call saying I was not needed at work. Then, from the great blue yonder comes the thundering noise of half a dozen Apache helicopters buzzing my apartment complex. This goes on for a good hour or so until a squadren of F16s cropdust us scaring the dog and stirring up the whole neighborhood. I sent a text message to my friend Noah who works at Camp Mabry (base in Austin) top find that a general was retiring. Well, I guess he wanted the neighbors to know he was leaving.

Thanks for the years of service, but next time send us a note.